slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

by Fete October 19, 2005

slowghost

When the person that you're dating slowly stops communicating with you instead of just dumping you outright.

Joe: I've been trying to get Mary to go out on a date with me for two weeks now, but she's taking forever to respond and barely responding to my texts.
Carl: She's slowghosting you. Take the hint.

by qweqwe321 April 12, 2017

Slowpokewhore

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

by jillstraw February 19, 2010

Slowgan

A name for a kid named Logan who also happens to be extremely slow

Guy named Logan: I got 11 minutes on the mile run

Other guy: that's because your a slowgan

by Yo what's up? August 15, 2017

slowboatism

The verb form of slowboat.

The mannerisms of a slowboat.

"Josh, you continue to argue that the earth is flat. Does your slowboatism know no bounds?"

by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

slowmotion

Another term for chilling and just laying back. Taking things easy.

"What's good Ease how you?"
"Slowmotion mane breathing"

by Ease DaMan April 30, 2008

slowboat

A stupid person - a fool - an idiot; someone who is "extremely slow."

"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).

"Josh, you just tried to argue that the world is flat - quit being such a slowboat."

by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018