Sloptart

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

by joemammy August 2, 2019

Sloptart

A woman who has lost all ability to function normally normally due to alcohol.

You see that total sloptart at Barry's party last weekend?

by DERepoGuy May 30, 2016

Sloptart

A women that has been sexually penetrated so many times that her tart is sloppy.

Nichole is a sloptart!

by FetaChita November 3, 2010

sloptart

a douchebag

Ur such a fuckign sloptart for sayign that shit brad

by justin January 27, 2004

sloptart

A desert that has been poorly made.

I was eating a sloptart last night and it left a bad taste in my mouth.

by Ben Bitchell May 1, 2009

sloptart

insult used to describe a sam mitchell

see also sam mitchell

by ... November 10, 2004