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Slotlationship

A way to describe a relationship where one or more parties plays their cards close to their chest. You are like a slot machine that your partners pulls and they could either come up cherries or bust, its all up to what you want to show them.

Being a bit mysterious with what you are vesting in the relationship and not coming on to strong, such as placing a girl you just met as your profile picture on facebook.
You might need to be in a slotlationship, where the girl never knows if it comes up cherries or a 7,2,4.
by GUERILLAONE September 16, 2009
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slobcation

The staycation's down-to-earth cousin. It doesn't aspire to "take in the local sights" or "wander the trails around in your own backyard". Instead, the goal is to spend as much time as possible without a bra, shoes or even actual pants. Instead, "take in" copious quantities of Netflix and Hulu; wander aimlessly around your home, finding ways to make do so you rarely have to get dressed.
My slobcation was nearly interrupted by a friend's shower at the spa.
by BP&Co February 24, 2019
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slowtation

An alternative to the average rotation in a smoking cirlcle. A slowtation is a rotation that is moving much slower, either on perpose to conserve, or because certain people wont stop camping.
Hey, this is my last bowl, lets make this a slowtation.

Dude, stop camping on that pipe before this becomes a slowtation.
by guywhotypeslow December 24, 2009
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slybation

Dave enjoyed his jury duty thanks to frequent slybations from a bottle of Mountain Dew heavily laced with gin
by Lemuel 'Old Hooty' Snapcake October 1, 2015
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