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Fuzzy Sizzurp

(n) alcoholic beverage consisting of peach schnapps and Sizzurp

This variation of the Fuzzy Navel (peach schnapps and orange juice) is suited for any trendy urban female.
Hey Lil Wayne, when you're at the club sipping on some Promethazine with Codeine syrup, why don't you order your fine lady a Fuzzy Sizzurp?
by fuzzysizzurpplz June 4, 2009
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HR Sizzurp

Its Human Resources BS at its worst, generally served for free at career fairs at a variety of universities all across America. Examples of "dat HR sizzurp" include: offers of opportunities to work abroad, face to face client meetings, words such as strategy and management and opportunities for development. These things never happen at your entry level position or internship, but are commonly discussed at said career fairs.

Dat sizzurp is generally so strong that it can only be sipped, and seems great while your leanin' on it. It is highly intoxicating. Generally, once one's career at said firm begins, the user soon realizes that the HR sizzurp is a terrible concoction with horrific side effects.

See Also: The HR Koolaid, a term commonly used on "GettingDrunkinFirstClass.com".
White Privileged Kid: "All John talks about is his new job at Management Consulting Firm X, but he's yet to find out that on the job, he'll just be making Powerpoints all day."

Other White Privileged Kid: "Yeah he's still leanin' on dat HR sizzurp."
by FratStein July 20, 2009
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SURP [sizzurp]

A drink made with ...

Equal amounts of hennesy and perscription Codeine or hydrocodone cough syrup and jolly rancher candys.
(crushed opiate based pain killers if desired) Usually made by Urban African Americans
Sippin on some sizzurp (song by three six mafia)
by Sotc Squad March 18, 2004
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slizzurd

adj.

being extremely drunk, the over-indulgence of alcoholic beverages, the inability to function while intoxicated.
vhvcjfr,chfymcjnedhmcghdv slizzurd!(man dude, im fuckin' slizzurd!) j,gcruftvugiufch.l,w (i hope you're driving.)
by 6a6yl0n May 28, 2009
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sizzurp

Basically the better version of alcohol, also known as purple drank (yes drank), lean' and texas tea. You get some sprite or mountain dew then you get some jolly ranchers crush em' up throw em' in your choice of clear soda then you need some cough syrup, none of that DXM bullshit unless your looking to get spacy and trippy but that's not what sizzurps about. The cough syrup has to contain codeine w/ promethazine like the original formula or tussinex which is liquid hydrocodone with an antihistamine and is better than codeine. Some formula's below:

Original:
Codeine w/ Promethazine cough syrup
Clear sprite soda
Jolly ranchers

Retarded dumb-ass formula:
Over the counter DXM syrup
vodka
red-bull

Modern and enhanced version:
Tussinex (liq. Hydrocodone suspension 12hour release)
Mountain dew/any sprite flavor
Jolly ranchers if so desired.

The rolls royce of sizzurp:
OxyFast (liq. Oxycodone suspension)
Mountain dew
Jolly ranchers
Benadryl/Promethazine

Just like good ol' momma's recipe's there exist diversity amonst formulations.
sip sip sip sippin' on some sizzurp....pppppppp
by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 23, 2011
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Sizzurp

The first definition already listed is accurate as to the meaning and general composition:

-Promethazine
-Codeine syrup
-Any clear soda (often fruit flavored)
-One or more Jolly Ranchers for flavor

There are many variations and differing usage, but in order to be considered true and unadulterated sizzurp, the above ingredients are necessary.

The likely etymology is from the word "syrup", pronounced with a Southern accent like "surrup", or just "surp" when spoken loosely. Ebonified with "-izz" (like hizzouse to mean house), forms "sizzurp".
Sippin' on sizzurp
by LVXseeker November 7, 2010
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sizzurp

A drink that contains promethazine and codeine syrup, mixed with sprite and sometimes jolly ranchers. Causes a slow trip.
I'm sippin on sizzurp
by dope shit. August 31, 2010
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