shitirist

a satirist with shitty humor.

Your satire is too shitty, better you call yourself a shitirist instead of a satirist.

by Taurian March 15, 2021

slit-wrist girlfriend

Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.

I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.

by arkansasPlumber January 1, 2008

slitwristshawty

Big ceo of deepslit records ,

Slitwristshawty is RewindRaps’ manager.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

shitaristical

Something so shitty it's almost good. Almost. (See also: shitarific)

Wow, that book was shitaristical!

by Kwizbit December 14, 2009

Sliturwrist

A guy who acts tough but is a big pussy really who spend all day plotting with his little crew of geekers

Sliturwrist bfor somebody does it for u

by Underplotz December 2, 2020

slitwhistling

When a woman's orifice is loose and airy resulting in a queef like "whistling" sound every time you enter her.

I was fucking Kesha last night but got a goddamn headache from all the slitwhistling her cooter was making. Like a friggin' freight train, this chick.

by TetsuoTheIronMan December 24, 2010

Sliteris

Hottest people out, a rare nickname which if replaced the s with a c at the front you know what i mean ;)

sliteris is hot

by Jordan Tentacles May 13, 2011