sleepies and poopies

The name for a person that gets so drunk that they fall asleep on the floor and wake up to find they have vomitted and shit their pants.

"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"

by kimmmmmmmmmmmay June 3, 2009

Sleepless Elite

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.

Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!

by Ambalise May 15, 2016

Sleepnesia

Sort of like Amnesia.

It's when you have a late night conversation (usually while on the phone), while very sleepy. The next morning, you forget what you were talking about towards the end of the conversation.

Guy 1: Remember what we talked about last night?
Guy 2: Uhh... No, I think I have sleepnesia...

by RawrItsPanda November 11, 2009

sleepies

A cutter word for eye boogers.

Man when I woke up I had some major sleepies in my eyes.

by Poppit May 15, 2005

Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.

"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

by Synanimous June 8, 2015

sleepless night

When you lay in bed thinking of someone special to you.

I had a sleepless night thinking of you

by Mr.busch February 20, 2017

Sleepless touch

It's when you can't sleep and as you stare at the ceiling, thoughts and feelings rush over you as you realize you've given up on all of your dreams. And as this blanket of dark covers you, not wanting to become smothered, you're mind focuses on that one person who touched your soul. All becomes calm as you begin to touch yourself to remember and to feel again.

I was tossing and turning until I focused on you. Your sleepless touch was all I needed.

by Relaxed&satisfied79 November 13, 2013