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Sleepsterbation

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.
by Kid Knux June 26, 2006
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Sleepation

A Portmanteau of the words "sleep" and "vacation".

Sleepation is a period of time completely dedicated to recovering sleep with short periods of wakefulness for eating,drinking(water),vitamin supplementation,hygiene,toilet trips and small periods of non intensive exercise.

Sleepation is a word commonly used by insomniacs and the occasionally sleep deprived.
(On the phone)

John:Let's go to the beach this afternoon,it's going to be a nice day!

Joe:Sorry John,I can't go.I'm on a sleepation.
by theguywhomakesupwords111 January 25, 2011
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sleepable

Worthy of sleeping with; as opposed to un-sleepable.
Even my dog is sleepable, meaning willing to remain quietly next to me on the couch during an afternoon's long nap without excessive wiggling or passing of gas.
by MrMwThLwn April 14, 2010
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sleepbaked

The term was originally coined by me in #jj2 during a late night of hilarity. The concept is simple.

Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.
Most practice fields don't bleed.
by Spaztic December 28, 2003
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sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.
rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.
by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005
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sleepatite

The sleep version of appetite. Mostly used when dreams interfere with your rest.
I had such a weird dream in the middle of the night, that I lost my sleepatite.
by S.D.C. January 11, 2008
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sleepathon

An occasion on which sleep lasts significantly more than 8 hours.

Antonym: no sleepathon - an event where sleep is deprived beyond standard 16 hours.
Shaniqua enjoyed a 15 hour sleepathon with the help of her extra-strength pain killer.

Antonym: Shaniqua endured a 48 hour no sleepathon on a business trip.
by desjardins January 6, 2009
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