Sloasted

when someone has been both slayed and roasted

Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!

by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

Slasterbutt

When a drunk chick is giving you a blow job and passes out before the job is done. You finish up and bust on the bitch's butt.

"Yo did you slasterbutt that girl on my bed last night?"

"yeah"

"gross."

by Will Rocks! January 19, 2006

slanted question

A subtly inappropriate or intrusive question asked without the intention of being so.

Angelina: "I'm fatter than you."
Brad: "No you're not. How much do you weigh?"
Angelina: "That's a slanted question."

by Fox and Goober March 4, 2011

slanted

To lose composure and let your emotions get the better of you. When you get upset/angry/worried/nervous/anxious over something and it affects your mental state and ability to stay focused.

A synonym for tilted.

I just lost 10 games in a row, I'm way too slanted to keep playing.

My jungler just fed my lane doublebuffs, I'm slanted.

by Zebra the Moose March 10, 2018

Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

Slashed

When you're high and drunk at the same time

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.

by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017