lashness

Using your voluptuous eyelashes to tickle my wanting rectum

before I suck your hard cock I need you to take those voluptuous eye lashes and batt them vigorously on my asshole! "Give me that dirty Lashness"

by Kenny Fucking Moves June 24, 2013

slushness

1. When something is incredibly cool

2. Something very slushy

"That T shirt is just...slushness!"

"This slush puppy is pure slushness"

by Tris March 17, 2005

swassness

When an individual can't control their distinct level of swassness It is very visible and has a large odour from the sweat.

Wow! Look at Shawnies' swassness! She must not be in control of the her terrible sweating!

by Cheesie Earp November 20, 2013

swishness

When something is settled and agreed on, usually suprising.

Rebecca: Yea! I can make it tonight!
Ben: Swishness! Bring alcohol.

by atreyu_ben December 12, 2008

Slashnekoff

to go for a massive slash, piss

i need to go for a slashnekoff badly

by klashnekoff May 19, 2006

Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

sassness

A trait carried by former "bro" chicks which contains sarcasm and a mix of bratiness

Damn im hungry, and her sassness isn't helping the cause.

by pee wee a&f December 14, 2009