when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.
Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.
by Ginger streak May 16, 2006
Get the slaphead sproutingmug. Slaphead: An extremely annoying person(s) who stands beside the job list during PM waiting for a member of management to walk by so that the slaphead can flag them down and have a conversation instead of helping others complete their PM jobs.
Also someone who preaches safety and then ignores his own preaching when his ass is under the gun.
Also someone who preaches safety and then ignores his own preaching when his ass is under the gun.
"I wish that slaphead, that nobody likes, would quit standing around on his fucking phone where everyone can see him!!" -CB
by WeHateSlapheads August 22, 2018
Get the Slapheadmug. Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”
Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”
“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”
Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”
“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”
by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025
Get the Slaphead sex pestmug.