slaphead sprouting 

when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.

Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.

slaphead sprouting by Ginger streak May 16, 2006

Slaphead sex pest 

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.

Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”

Slaphead sex pest by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025

Slabhead 

A word used to describe ex Leicester City and England Centre Back, Harry Maguire

Man 1- Hey you know that slabhead geezer?
Man 2- Nah what about him?
Man 1- I hear he's a right twat

Slabhead by TheCommunistFly February 19, 2020

slap head 

A bald person, or in the absence of a bald person, someone with a large forehead

"have you seen joannes boyfriend, he's a bleedin slap 'ed

slap head by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Slabhead 

Derogatory term for a person with a massive head that looks like a breezeblock, and who usually has a very attractive mum.

''Haha, OLD SLABHEAD!!!, I had your mum last night!''

''SLABHEAD!!!, Stay away from the little children!''

Slabhead by Neb Renlim December 9, 2008

saphead 

Stupid, weak-minded person. Just like Star Wars Imperial Storm Troopers.

- Hi, you!
- I don't really think I wanna talk to you right now, saphead, I've got better things to do.
- Oww...

saphead by shogunx0 August 10, 2009

Slapheading 

Like happy slapping but for slapheads (bald people). The idea of the game is to slap as many bald people on the head before being caught and maybe pumbled. The best players slap and make a quick getaway.

"I dare you to play slapheading."

"No law specifically says slapheading is isn't allowed"

"A mate of mine played slapheading the other day and got four slapheads chasing him at once."

Slapheading by GamesMaster36 March 8, 2022