slame

So lame it's SLAME

OMG... u are so slame!

by June May 22, 2003

Slame

(SLEYM)

1. (Adj).
To be considered lower than normal social standards. Of or related to being super-lame (hence, S-lame). Being totally socially inept. Refuses to roll down car windows, even on really, really nice days. Basically, what it means is, don't be slame.

2. (v)
To act slame (ie: "that girl totally slamed him")

-Man, that girl is totally slame.

-I just slamed in my pants.

-That math test was totally SLAME!

-Basically, I am slame.

by John Bender April 30, 2006

slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

slame

a shirt made into shorts.

She's wearing a slame.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off

Toby: What is that guy doing in the corner
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper

by ***Toby*** January 22, 2020

Slaming The Door

The act of getting so frustrated and pissed off you calmly walk up to a door whip your dick out and proceed to slam it in the door.

Bub threw away his prized tool and started Slaming The Door.

by SlamingTheDoor101 April 23, 2018

slame

a way of describing a situation where things are going slow and the same

My progress on my job search is slame

by SaintPanda April 4, 2017