Slabber

Person who sits on the 02 Slabs all day and doesn't do anything other than yell and be obnoxious. Similar to a couchy, but outdoors.

Hey, tell those slabbers to shut up!

Guy 1: What do you think of that chick?
Guy 2: I don't know about her, she's a slabber.

by TheAmazinGreat June 4, 2007

Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003

Slabber Dash

a slabber dash is what happens when jamie farts. his buttcheeks ribble together making a noise that sounds exactly like a machine gun firing baked beans.

dude did you hear that?? i guess jamie just slabber dashed again.

by gemrawrrzzz February 1, 2009

Koos Slabber

A vagina ranking with foul odor and wretched aesthetics. Often resembling the ass of a femal chimpanzee in heat coupled with oily discharge.

Verb; act of being a koos slabber

N. You should have seen the shit can of a vagina on this chick. It looked like a butchers waste basket. A real koos slabber.

V. Frank is being a real koos slabber

by thepeachcobbler November 30, 2017

slabber fack

when someone called zesty is being weird this is the best word to call her, but be aware… she may tell you to “perish” or take an hour just to say “yes tbh…”

pontiie: zesty is such a slabber fack

panty: i agree

by pontiiethegreat November 9, 2022

Slabber

Someone who owns, drives, and derives their personality around their slab.

My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his ass?

by Super awesome spongetard November 9, 2024

Slabber

Someone who owns a slab.

My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his black ass?

by Super awesome spongetard October 18, 2024