Skypturbate

Often used by long distance couples or webcam porn stars, this is when two people watch each other masturbating on Skype to engage in sexual activity without actually being together.

1)
Salem: I'm really horny but too far away to fuck, wanna skypturbate?
Matt: Yeah sure.
2)
Bennett: I finally convinced my gf to upgrade from sexting and skypturbate me while we're apart for the summer.

by selaharan July 9, 2012

Skypernation

The act of being dormant on Skype for a long time.

Guy 1: I never get to talk to you anymore because you're never on skype
Guy 2: Well after Jenny dumped me I sort of just went into skypernation...

by jangodarkblade123 August 4, 2010

skaterbater

a skateboarder who love skating as well as he loves to sroke his salami or whack the monkey or yes even masterbate
The word is also used by skaters to sound cool.

I'm a straight up skaterbater.
Dude, im such a skaterbater.

by Zachy Pooh March 31, 2007

skypernade

To Serenade your significant other over skype

To enhance a long distance relationship, pull out your guitar and Skypernade your lover over skype.

by mormonboy99 January 13, 2011

skyperbater

A skyperbater is usually a perverted loser who stalks and calls unwitting people on skype and pleasures themselves to the victim on webcam. Sometimes skyperbaters are old broke washed up men who live on islands with horse faced women. They also occasionally use hair dye and sunglasses to disguise how hideous they look. Please avoid these bottom feeders at all costs.

Hey watch out for that freak Hank he is a skyperbater who hangs out at the skype and wipe.

by Slow Rides March 12, 2019

Skypesurbate

Masturbating to one another over the Skype video network.

I know we live in different cities baby but maybe we can skypesurbate tonight online. Origin John Waltman

by John Waltman September 2, 2010

Skypersation

A conversation held over Skype.

I had a long-ass skypersation with my girlfriend yesterday

by MuchAdoAboutBeatrice October 21, 2010