Skyjack

verb; The action and/or process of receiving a hand-job on a ski-lift from your significant other.

While on a Skiing trip, Joe gave Carline a promise ring, in return, Carline gave Joe a Skyjack.

by Highstack flapjack December 12, 2008

skyjacker

Someone who prefers to masturbate in aviation vessels

Why does that guy ride this airplane all the damn time?" "I heard his only way to get off is to masturbate in airplanes; he's a skyjacker

by Ginger McTavish May 10, 2011

skypewank

SKAHYP-wangk

verb (used without object)

1. (of a male) to masturbate while participating in a live video chat.

noun
2. an act, by a male, of masturbation while participating in a live video chat.

Ava and Don have a long-distance relationship, but they'll skypewank when they feel the urge.

by Adultier_AdultAdultier June 26, 2017

Skyjacked

The act of jacking off or being jacked off on an airplane.

On my way to Cancun I was skyjacked by a flight attendant.

by Dirtymangoose September 1, 2017

Skipjack

Texas Slang for asshole, dumbass, dickhead, schmuk, or fucknutt. A socially acceptable way of telling your buddy or non-buddy that he or she is of feral ancestry.

It is also another name for a Ladyfish (Saltwater species considered to be a trash fish)

How's it going ya ol' skipjack!
or
Those fricken Skipjacks are chapping my ass!

Sometimes it is also shortened to Skippy.
ie... What's up Skippy? or Get a hold of your self there skippy.

by smoksigns September 9, 2004

Skypejacked

When you use skype at a particular time each day e.g. for work and a friend knows the time you are due to finish and starts a conversation, keeping you on much longer than intended.

"Why are you late finishing today?" Response: "My mum skypejacked me at 5.25pm, just as I was finishing my last email for the day. I was there for another 40 mins."

by Jazzie Lee August 15, 2008

Skipjack

big ole' tuna.

Holy cow! That skipjack must weigh more than your mom, Adam!

by Yung Goodie October 28, 2015