Skidmarks

Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.

Who left the skidmarks in the shitter!?!

by JackMeough November 19, 2012

Skidmarketing

The marketing method to attract skids into honeypot operations just to troll

Yo James, lets run a skidmarketing campaign today, I am bored and need to get my dick wet.

by Fox with no fur November 3, 2018

sleepy skidmark

A method of revenge on an enemy in which the perpetrator removes the victim's pillowcase, turns it inside out, and proceeds to clean out his skid marks and dingleberries on said persons pillowcase. the pillowcase is then turned right side out, the pillow is carfully placed inside the pillowcase, and the skid goes "brown down" on the bed.

Chad came to Team Hancock's party wearing a No Fear T-Shirt, so Whit had no choice but to wipe-out a sleepy skidmark.

by Team Hancock December 26, 2005

shidmark

the trail of fecal matter that remains on the circumference of a toilet bowl whereupon one's fecal mass lands during the act of defecation


usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl

the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark

I felt bad leaving shidmarks on grandmas toilet, so i flushed several time to get rid of them.

by Johnny Pham December 16, 2008

Mexican Skidmark

An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.

Tim gave his girl a Mexican Skidmark last night a few hours after she ate chilli.

by Richard Hangslow August 31, 2018

psychic skidmarks

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.

Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.

by Cliff November 12, 2003

skidmark slam

n. The rare art of dropping a deuce in a waterless toilet that leaves a skidmark the length and depth of the bowl.

Oh man, I really gotta take a crap!

Go in there!

I can't! There's no water in the toilet and someone already left a skidmark slam.

by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011