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Spunk Monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
by JamJam1 July 24, 2012
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Spunk monkey

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011
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Skank Monkey

Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.

Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.
dude i need to get laid

i know what to do

what?

get a skank monkey!!!

we dont live in nebraska...

oh yeah.
by Howie II January 17, 2008
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Skunky Monkey

The title of a rap that the famous rapper, Emma, came up with.
Skunky Monkey Unky Funky Dunkey
by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016
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spunk monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that spunk monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
by JamJam1 November 7, 2012
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Skank Monkey

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.
Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.
by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011
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spunk monkey

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging
1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey
by amiexxx August 26, 2007
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