skullfuck

The delicate act of separating the jaw from a decapitated head (taking care to keep the tongue in tact) and then proceeding to "fuck" the esophagus; therefore fucking just the skull.

"I went to the cemetery last week and found an excellent skullfuck!"

"The best time for a proper skullfuck is when the hole has been aged for about 15-25 years of age."

"She looks like premium skullfuck material."

by pylons June 9, 2014

SKULLFUCK

SKULLFUCKS will get ya FUCKED. best ordered in durty guttural voice.

Jagërmeister, Tequila, splash of lemonade and a grape.

if you don't have any jaeger, then you can just have a FUCK instead. theyr pretty good too.

-Oi, let's go get some SKULLFUCKSSSSSSS!!!
-i love a good skullfuck
-what, no grapes, fuuuck
-áfter we've had these SKULLFUCKS, let's got get some SNORTskies
-SKULLSkies

by nolte August 7, 2008

skullfuck

when you fuck someone in the eye socket

im going to skullfuck that pirate

by tubular tits December 13, 2018

Skullfuck

In the context of playing the game Skull, to heavily entice, bait, or bamboozle another player into flipping your skull (especially when they are on the verge of getting a point), thus screwing them over, or otherwise fucking them.

I was about to win the daily game of skull until I got skullfucked and lost my last flower.

by PlatypusKarl March 25, 2024

Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).

Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.

by Fart Prince November 20, 2015

SkullFuck Brain Surprise

What happens when I sniff Grag

Shit MuckyClaire that seriously SkullFuck Brain Surprised me!

by MuckyMike November 4, 2010

King Kong Skullfuck

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.

If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business

by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021