The act of being woo'd off your feet. Skoopielove is also an act of intense sexual behavior, or can also be described as being boo'd up
by she calls me daddy July 22, 2010
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Get the Skookie mug.verb. (derogatory)
1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.
Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.
Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.
If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014
Get the skooled mug.Is the positive, feel good word, being the exact opposite of the word "F***." When you feel just incredible about another person, thing, or event. When something is "spoolie" you feel unlike anything else in the world about it!
"I just met this girl and think she is spoolie!"
"I am so excited to go on this trip, it's going to be spoolie!"
"Oh yes, this pizza is very spoolie."
"Spoolieeeeeeeee!"
"I am so excited to go on this trip, it's going to be spoolie!"
"Oh yes, this pizza is very spoolie."
"Spoolieeeeeeeee!"
by ProLbter July 27, 2019
Get the Spoolie mug.Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.
" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "
"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"
"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"
by OniBee September 18, 2020
Get the Stoolied mug.A Stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The Stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and Stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though Stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, Stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, Stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, Stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where Stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.
Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow Stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' Stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."
KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed."
Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."
KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed."
Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."
by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013
Get the Stoolie mug.A skoozie is a skanky female that is inclined to seeming like WHITE TRASH, hense beer in the kozie...thus SKOOZIE
What a skoozie! That beer guzzling Alicia is such a skoozie in her cutoff overalls and box of condoms!
by Meghyn September 19, 2004
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