Sklortch

A collective insult consisting of the words: skank, slut, whore, and bitch. Usually reserved for female's after they do something unacceptable.

What's wrong with that chick? I dunno dude, she's just a sklortch.

by greenhen June 24, 2010

slortch

cross of a slut, whore, and bitch.
also lately refered to as my old lady

That fucking slortch was with another guy again last night!

by disgruntled July 29, 2003

Slortch

A term combining the words, "Slut" "Whore" and "Bitch" by taking the Sl from "Slut", the or
from "Whore" and the ch from "Bitch"

Used to describe a person unfavorably.

Jeff's sister is such a Slortch

by Netami March 25, 2003

splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

Slorntchin' it up

Whore, Prostitute, Punta, Having Sex for Money,etc

See also Slorntch.

"Ooh, Maria, was that HAILEY slorntchin' it up on that corner!?"

"I think it was!!"

by KDN1992 January 13, 2010

Sklorutharlet

A skank, slut, whore, and harlet so basically Paris Hilton and Gabrielle Solis (whose "adultery gave her valuable life skills")
Pronounced very quickly in order to insult as quickly and efficiently as possible. The best way to say this word quickly is when someone insults you so badly you have a seizure and therefore, say you little "sklorutharlet" very quickly in reply. (This word applies to a variety of women, some of which may in fact me from the 1500s when the term "harlet" was enjoyed by Shakespeare and his sex jokes.)

SNL
Bruce Jenner- Alright girls, time for the daily who's hottest competition (aka me jerking off)!
Jenner's and Kardashian's- YAY!!!! LAP DANCE TIME!
Kylie: OMG KENDALL YOU'RE SO GOING DOWN THIS TIME!! I'M GUNNA WIN!
Nun: Sklorutharlets, you bring dishonor upon your family.

by carolineeetan999888 April 21, 2014

sklartching

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.

I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.

by Ranchgirls August 8, 2023