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Skitzo

1) A person who likes fire, explosions, paint thinner, or loud bangs.

2) A person who eats small children and/ or babies.

3) A crazy-ass-son-of-a-bitch who keeps on threatening to blow up a school through notes found in the bathroom.

4) A sex position in which a man straps firecrackers to his dick and penetrates a child anally.
1) Dude, that fire doesn't need any more paint thinner - quit being such a Skitzo.

2) That Skitzo just ate my kid!

3) Skitzo just left another note in the bathroom saying hes gunna blow up the school.

4) So, Jimmy, do you know what a Skitzo is?
by Huff Daddio December 21, 2008
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skitzo mofo

An individual with the characteristics of being a pschytsophrenic motherfucker.
That bitch stole my ham sandwhich, what a skitzo mofo!
by Autumn Nolan December 16, 2008
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Skitzo Delusions

When a skitzo has false beliefs. Bullshit
"Wow, Dave had a lot of skitzo delusions when he tripped on acid."
by SkitzoSafari August 5, 2009
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skitzo dancer

A black dude with no arms or legs doing the worm
cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother

skitzo dancer
by jameskjgewgtlkj December 16, 2008
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nutz-o & skitzo

The dopest hip hop duo in the game. Nutz-O (aka Last Mango aka Helicopter) is the lead emcee, an articulate, thought-provoking lyricist. Skitzo (aka Slingshot aka Balla Boy aka Mark) is the writer/producer. Rumor of a third member named Klepto has caused quite a stir though sources close to N&S report his/her identity will be kept in absolutely secrecy.

The duo started with "The X Tables" before blowing up with "The Xtina Tables", a diss to a neighborhood prostitute. Their next track, "That Bitch a Hoe", is already gaining a buzz in the streets despite a delay in its release.
Guy: "Tilt ya head back I'm about to cummmmm!"
Girl: "What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Guy: "It's from that new Nutz-o & Skitzo!"
Girl: "Ohhh! You wanna come in for some coffee?"
by Go... March 27, 2008
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Skitzo tracer bundle

The latest Pay To Win OP DMZ meta bundle season 4 modern warfare 2
Hey Seahorse you got that skitzo tracer bundle yet?

Yeah man picked it up yesterday and been whiping squads since, the new meta for sure
by Sk1tzd July 1, 2023
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abso-skitzo

going absolutely mad, crazy, angry ... with or without reason!
My mum went abso-skitzo when I got back... even though I was only an hour late! She's such a psycho
by lulu2352 December 14, 2009
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