Skimming 

This is the act of hanging around a nightclub or pub to the last hours of the night to pick up the drunken uglies that remain.

I'm not going home yet, i'm skimming for my next root.

I was skimming last night and picked up this ugly fat chick.

Skimming by XSpence January 7, 2009

skimming 

scamming slighty

changing price label on a item in a shop, to a lower price.

skimming by Bernie April 16, 2003

Skimming 

The deplorably deviant act of inserting skimmed milk in one's anal tract by use of a funnel or turkey baster and squirting it back out over his or her lover's face, body or prized garden gnome collection.

"Yo, I heard you were into Skimming so I bought along some milk. That OK, bro?"

-"I....is that.....full fat?"

"No, it's semi."

-"Ugh, what sort of freak do you take me for? Skimmed milk only. You disgust me."

Skimming by Don't use Chris's real name December 10, 2013

Skimming 

The delicate operation of using electrical clippers on ones testicles without using the safety guard.

response to gf's question - yelled in response from in the bathroom: Can you just wait a moment honey - I'm a bit busy skimming right now."

Skimming by OleMagicHands April 20, 2016

skimming 

1. groping by quickly brushing one's hand(s) over the surface of an intimate body part

2. flashing by cutting a slit in a sheet or other thin object, holding the object in front of an intimate body part, and lowering it quickly, giving the viewer a quick glimpse of it through the slit

1. Hey baby, I wanna skim your tiddies!

2. I'm not comfortable flashing my tits all at once, but I'd be alright with skimming them...

skimming by KormitTheeFrOog January 17, 2022

skimming the butter 

The act of luring the ugly fat friend away from a group of hot girls.

"Hey, bro, you see that group of girls over there? You've gotta go start skimming the butter so that I can get in there".

skimming the butter by Macaroni Maniac October 5, 2017

skimming the milk 

1. Verb. The process of using ones elbows to achieve clitoral stimulation.

My elbows are sore from skimming the milk on Ben's mom.

skimming the milk by bama jammer July 27, 2006