The Skier

When 3 men sit next to each other and the middle man gives a hand-job to the other two men simultaneously, as if pretending to be in the act of skying down a mountain... Only more gay.

2 guys and a Tranny sit on a bench, the Tranny is in the middle and loves to give out hand-jobs, the other two idiots are drunk and horny. The Skier is the only solution to this dilemma.

Faggotry ensues, monies are exchanged, arrests are made, court dates issued and then ignored.

by Merkahva October 15, 2011

Skiers

Pricks on sticks

Those skiers are theso gay

by bonzo November 27, 2003

Skier

A sexy ass bitch on Habbo Hotel who is yummy in my tummy and cums all over my face.

will you go out with me ck/skier this is not a mass
hah no

by Propellers October 16, 2008

Skier

1. Someone who sniffs cocaine or powder-related narcotic substance.

Dude, I have enough money to buy weed, but I rather go skiing in some snow. Are you a skier?

by Slimdude89 July 07, 2008

Utah Skier

During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.

I recently viewed pornographic material featuring a Utah skier, it was a real blizzard!

by squevar September 16, 2013

Snobby skier

Any skier that is at an advanced level at skiing and subtly excludes all other lower level skiers. This only occurres in a group setting where there are is more than one snobby skier present.

Me: Hey, wanna go on that run?

Jake (Snobby skier 1): *looks past me, ignores question and skis away to snobby skier two

by perrier1234 March 12, 2019

airtight skier

When a girl has penises in her vagina, anus, mouth, and one in each hand.

Guy number 1: So what are you up to tonight?

Guy number 2: I'm going to watch this porn where this girl does an airtight skier.

by not the airtight skier September 13, 2009