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"How'd you get that new Apple Watch? Their so expensive?"
"My Skidoo gave me one for having sex with his friends"
Skidoo by kfc4life August 21, 2018

skidoo drunk 

To be too drunk to walk but driving a skidoo.

To be completely wasted but convinced that you can still perform some common task.
He stumbled into the party skidoo drunk and tried to change the disks in the karaoke machine.

When I hear of another death on the trails I often wonder if the skidoo driver was merely drunk, or was skidoo drunk.
skidoo drunk by wrenchmonkey67 February 6, 2010

23 skidoo 

A term used in the early 20th Century for "get lost."
Bums would sleep around 23rd St and when the cops came along they would hit them with their billy clubs and say "23 skidoo."
My grandfather was a cop down there around 1920 and told me how this term came about.
23 skidoo by Ken Kantro April 9, 2007

22 skidoo 

22 skidoo and 23 skidoo can be used interchangably. The phrase originated in New York City. It was the result of policemen having to disperse groups of pervey men who would hang out near the 23rd street subway stop to watch womens skirts get blown up by air coming up from the subway airshaft through the sidewalk. 23rd street is the flatiron district and was known for a high concentration of women office workers.
I think that guy over there is a cop, we better stop insert illegal activity and 22 skidoo.
22 skidoo by sarah vanarsdale March 19, 2008

23 skidoo 

To leave quickly:

I heard it came from the cops in the early 20th Century-probably the 1920s-chasing the hookers off of 23rd Street in New York City and not catching them, thus the hookers gave the cops the "23 skidoo."
Here comes the cops lets 23 skidoo!!!

That bitch gave me the 23 skidoo!!!!

We better 23 skidoo!

They gave me the ol' 23 skidoo!!

She tried to give me the ol' 23 skidoo but I caught her!
23 skidoo by thedzone September 23, 2009

Blues Clues Skidoo 

1. To move from one place to another in such a fashion.

2. A sexual activity that currently remains without definitive meaning.
1. "I'm going to Blues Clues Skidoo to the store for some groceries!"

2. "I'm gonna Blues Clues Skidoo all over you."