skidmarks
Skidmarks, are linear shaped stains of fecal residue on the underwear, resulting from temporary efforts to resolve *Sour Ass (look up definition).
Chip had a bad case of Sour Ass, and tried to resolve the condition by digging his hand into his anus from outside of the clothing. When he got home and changed his clothes, he noticed skidmarks on his underwear, in addition to an odor of ass emitting from his fingers.
skidmarks by Tom Haranger November 20, 2007
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