Skiddy Cock

A post-nut, half chubbed cock with shit on it after having anal sex.

Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.

The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.

She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

skiddy

skiddy is a old woman who is addicted to soup and wrongly thinks cereal is soup

follow skiddy on twitch

by Wet man May 16, 2021

SKIDDY ALANS

A pair of underpants that have felt the full force of a follow through

"don't you throw them bloody skiddy alans at me"

by jimmy84 May 13, 2008

Skiddy Richard

When she attempts a Hot Richard but squeezes to hard and sharts over your clam hammer.

I accidentally gave him a Skiddy Richard, now he has shit all over his cock

by Bigped July 22, 2023

poop skiddy fart pants

A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.

You are a poop skiddy fart pants

by rock em and sock em July 17, 2009

skiddy dipping

to cum on your partners skiddy underwear and then lick it up.

Darryl cummed on freds skids on his boxers and then proceeded in licking it up. Darryl enjoys skiddy dipping.

by judz January 19, 2009

skiddish

slight skid mark

My underwear is only slightly skiddish.

by Squidmark October 9, 2013