skeeve

Verb: to steal
Noun: a theft, someone who is untrustworthy in nature

Verb:
- "Dude I'm about to go skeeve a drink from their cooler"

- "Dude skeeve like a few grams out of old boys sack"

Noun:
- "Dude, did you just see that guy come over here and take a drink from our cooler? What a skeeve."

- "Yo make sure you weigh that sack, I've heard that dude is a total skeeve."

by jagthehobo September 1, 2009

skeeve

Someone who watches porn in the middle of the day.

"I put the clock forward five hours so I wouldn't feel like a skeeve."

by Roksdude September 5, 2009

skeeve

A dishonest, malevolent, or shady person. Hence, 'skeevy' and 'to skeeve'

J-J became a total skeeve but he seriously needed to steal the cash for his next hit.

by anarcissie September 17, 2020

skeeve

really really cool band

god, the band skeeve are so cool and sexy i’d totally shag to pleasure hunt

by glizy February 23, 2021

Skeeve Bannon

A guy lurking around the background who you are sure is up to something.

"Keith just stood in the corner all night at Maggie's party and didn't talk to anyone. When I looked over at him he winked and blew me a kiss. What a Skeeve Bannon!"

by SkeeveBannon February 1, 2017

skeeve factor

when the person you are dating and sleeping with has become so distasteful to you, that you can't stand the thought of being with them sexually.

I had gotten to the point of skeeve factor with my ex-boyfriend John, and couldn't stand the thought of him touching me or the idea of ever sleeping with him again.

by Dr. Sexpert November 5, 2010

Finna skeeve

When you are going to take something or mooch off someone also known as skeeving

Skeeve 1: I heard ricky just got an 8th of ganj
Skeeve 2: Finna skeeve that shit

by 661784849 June 18, 2011