skrot

A skrot is a "skanky" and "rotten" slut. One who is not only dirty but slutty as well.

Tina is such a Skrot!!!! She sucked off Chris and then made out with Mark right after it.

by kyle casd March 2, 2009

mo mo skat

An old dried up cunt with no visible means of support.

That mo mo skat don' scammed my stepfather out of his house.

by poopystack June 24, 2006

skot

skot -everything 1. amazing; awesome; wonderful; magnificent; marvellous; awing; trememdous, extraordinanry; grand; fantastic; terrific; wondrous; etc etc etc

you're so skot!

by hmmm6 February 6, 2010

skat job

A skat job is when a man poo's on a womans face or vice versa.

Did you hear Jameson Skatted Jenny last night? It went everywhere! and in my mouth!

olivia once skatted for jam.

what a great skat job that was, if only i had a cloth to wipe the poo away!

by luke carter August 21, 2006

Skot

1. (n) a talented performer 2. (n) a lover whose stamina is seemingly endless

(n pl.) skots
(adj) skottish
(adv) skotly

Casanova and Don Juan are the quintessential skots of history.

by Slime Mold February 14, 2003

Skact

A skact is committed when one is dissed in a public location and/or made a fool out of by some sort of unfortunate and random event.

Dude! Amanda just got hit with a volleyball in the back of her head when she wasn't even lookin! HAHAHA dat bitch just got SKACTED!

by Skup June 11, 2006

skat-splatt

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. pan-splatter

(noun)

"That's the problem with a night on the booze followed by the kebab house... guaranteed skat-splatt the next day!"

by Bigtoke September 8, 2009