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sizzler

n. The end result of locking one's child in a car on a hot day and forgetting about it. Usually refered to as "little sizzler" or "li'l sizzler."
I just read about some moo and duhd that forgot their sprog in the SUV. Seems like you read about one little sizzler per day during the summer.
by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004
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Sizzler

The sexual act that involves the female putting a packet of pop rocks in her mouth, and proceeding to give oral sex to a male. This results in a great tingling sensation that can be very arousing on the male's penis.
instead of a traditional blowjob, I decided to spice things up and opened a packet of pop rocks, suggesting a sizzler.
by Themachine2015 January 20, 2016
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sizzler

An term used to make fun of or insult redheads/gingers.
She's such a sizzler, don't talk to her.
by eggplantgun May 9, 2023
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Drizzling Sizzler

An uncontrollable bout of diarrhea after eating spicy foods whereas the molten hot liquid spewing from your asshole actually sizzles when it hits the water in the bowl, while your eyes water and nose runs from the ensuing firehole.
After eating that italian beef with giardinera I turned into an upside down volcano. I am sweating and need two ice cream cones. A Stage 9 Drizzling Sizzler.
by douchewater June 28, 2012
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Sizzler Bitch

Girl who, for a mere trip to the sizzler, possibly a drink or two, will be in you bed ready to suck you off. Generally skanky, but a new level of low.
Dude 1 - How did your date last night go?
Dude 2 - Man, I was gonna take her to Olive Garden, but all I could afford was Sizzler. She turned out to be a Sizzler Bitch and I got my rocks off for 7.95!
Dude 1 - Damn, Son!
by Cloudy Joe March 11, 2009
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Skee-Town Sizzler

A Skee-Town Sizzler refers to when pop-rocks are inserted into a partner's mouth and are activated by urinating upon them. This practice originated in Muskegon, Michigan where people have nothing better to do than find creative ways to piss in each other's mouths.
Sandy said she liked Pop-Rocks so I gave her the Skee-Town Sizzler
by Justin Suarez March 17, 2008
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Alabama Sizzler

I only agreed to cook my girlfriend breakfast if she gave me an Alabama Sizzler. Even a lewinsky is better with bacon!
by Best Man October 27, 2011
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