Sizing up

To evaluate your opponent before a fight

“What are you waiting for, get on it”
“I’m sizing up.”

by Jtrevo July 25, 2021

size up

When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.

Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."

Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."

Male 1: "Size up"

Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.

by VillanovaJC March 14, 2011

Sizing up

Basketball term usually used to gauge one defenders ability

“What’s he doing with the ball”
He’s sizing up seeing how he reacts

by YungDraco July 25, 2021

sizing up

when a guy examines a girls thighs in order to see if she can take dick from him

have you seen her? i think i need to size up. not sure if she can take me. we are sizing up

by August 15, 2021

size up

when u measure each others cocks guys

''I'll measure urs if u measure mine'' That would be a size up.

by rw-lad August 13, 2008

Size up

When a guy looks at you thighs to see if he would fit

When you size up you know the bigger the thigh gap, the looser it is

by Toryyuuuu July 17, 2021

Size It Up

To compare hand and finger sizes, leading to the comparing of other certain extremeties. This is a command given by one who is insecure about his manhood, and wants to reassure himself that he is as normal as anyone else.

Travis: "Size it up!"
Todd: "Stfu Travis."

by Lee Brody March 11, 2009