M. Night Shyamalan

The bastard who ruined my childhood by making The Last Airbender. Should be called M. Night SHAME-alan.

Avatar: The Last Airbender was a TERRIFIC SHOW. Then M. Night Shyamalan came and fucked it all up.

by smreidy113 September 2, 2010

Shyamalan

When you have high expectations of/from something/someone and they let you down.

Background: Based on the fascinating twist in M. Night Shymalan's The Sixth Sense vs. the big letdown and predictability of The Village

a. Pete did a shyamalan on me for the technology section of our new business plan.

b. Pete is shymalanesque

by Anish Ratnam February 22, 2005

M. Night Shyamalan

Probably the most overrated film director of all time. The only decent movie he made was "the sixth sense." Other than that this guy makes movies like lady in the water (which i think he was on acid when he wrote this) and the very disappointing "last airbender" which has been called "the most disappointing movie of the year" and "the worst movie of the year."

Dude 1: Hey man did you see "The Last Airbender" last night?

Dude 2: Yea man, biggest waste of my time. Its so bad its almost comical. Don't waste your money on it.

Dude 1: Wow, M. Night Shyamalan has done it again..

by Thordaddy July 7, 2010

shyamalaned

a situation that ends up involving ghosts, robots, aliens or other random elements and possibly a plot twist.

dude a: "I am glad we have been fighting reverse werwolf vampires at this seemingly innocent roller rink in the year 3000."

dude b: "yeah all that advice from my dead uncle really came in handy during the time traveling portion of our adventures."

dude a: "i am a ghost and i have herpes. you just got shyamalaned!!!"

by alex h. September 2, 2008

M. Night Shyamalamadingdong

A nickname for M. Night Shyamalan that reflects on how awful their movies are.

Guy 1: Have you seen how awful The Last Airbender is?
Guy 2: Yes, it's an afwul movie by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

by mrkia August 5, 2020

Shyamalaned

(verb): to mind rape something and turn it inside out. To strip something of everything beautiful about it. To take something totally awesome, and completely, utterly fuck it up. Named for the director M. Night Shyamalan.

Dayum, the Last Airbender has been Shyamalaned so badly that it's making me bleed from every orifice.

I was making a sculpture of the Eiffel tower, and I realized I totally Shyamalaned it when it came out looking like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wow, Mary just totally Shyamalaned her work project. She'll never work again!

The Olive Garden has pretty much Shyamalaned all Italian food.

by Toph Bei Fong July 13, 2010

m night shyamalan

An over rated director that makes the worst movies.
Far worst than that director from transformers who's name I can not mention at this time but is notorious for CGI, lots of explosions that are suppose to make up for the weak story lines.

M Night Shyamalan couldn't even direct porno without massive disappointment. At least transformers guy could make a porno that was ok the first time around, wouldn't be complete torture to watch again, And makes up for amateur mistake with excessive "explosions!"

Worst big budget movie in the world was made by

"m night shyamalan", and it was call "THE LAST AIR BENDER!!" Nuff said!
2 minutes in and I wanted to kill my self

by Demented Definitions December 30, 2010