Mexican Siphon

The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).

Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".

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by Dubsack63 January 20, 2013

red siphon

When going down on a girl while she menstruates and deciding you are going to slurp it up and put it in a jar to save for later.

When Tod opened his freezer for some cherry ice cream, he was horrifyingly surprised to find a jar of red siphon about to expire..... so he ate that instead.

by popgoesthemotherfuckingweasel May 12, 2014

Sinaloan Sludge Siphon

When you have anal intercourse with a Mexican prostitute and then proceed to ejaculate her fecal matter into another Mexican prostitute's mouth.

Dude those two fat chicks from the bar last night were freaky as hell, had me do something call the "Sinaloan Sludge Siphon." It was some ghastly shit man...

by papaRobC July 10, 2022

Semen Siphon

a whore

Joe: you are a semen siphon

Sally: yeah

by spips September 18, 2009

Cum Siphon

A Whore who drains the balls of all their cum with pussy, mouth or Ass. A girl who gives head and swallows. A slut that milks every last drop of cum from you and your buddies.

Let me tell you Kerry is a real Cum Siphon.

My wife is a cum siphon.

Last night we ordered a couple of Cum Siphons for the bachelor party tonight.

Not only is Melissa a real pretty girl, she is also a Cum Siphon.

by El Capitain July 3, 2018

Hyphen Siphon

Fellatio performed on a small penis.

When asked about giving a hyphen siphon to the Asian guy, she said it was like drinking wasabi through a straw.

by David B Weingarten September 25, 2011

wang siphon

One who siphons wangs.

Human A: We should hang out with George more often, he's a cool dude.
Human B: No, that guy is a wang siphon.

by jcrump March 19, 2008