Singleton

Noun- A person who has an unwarranted interest in the affairs of his friends. See also Nosey Parker

'Oh Luke, you are Such a Singleton"

by BaRJ June 7, 2009

Singleton

Someone that only and has the singles from an album on their ipod/mp3 player and does not take the time to listen to or appreciate the other songs. also only listens to the radio for new music (by choice).

dude 1: (scrolling through dude 2's ipod) where's the rest of my ghetto report card?!? you only have tell me when to go and u & dat!

dude 2: man, those are the only good songs...

dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton

by AZNstunna March 31, 2007

singleton

a way to define an annoying black female who is short

quiet singleton

by vaughn142 September 5, 2023

Singleton

A last name that's given to either the bitches with the finest faces, or the niggas with the largest dicks. If your a singleton, you might as well just be a porn star.

Michael: "Damn yo have you heard about Kyle?
James: What about Kyle?
Michael: He's a Singleton yo!
James: What the fuck?! I gotta hide my girl gang!

by Criticalityy April 10, 2024

Singleton

A Nice caring person whos too horny for their own good.

Did you see her today? She be looking so singletony

by anonymous April 30, 2024

Singleton

Term derived from British reality TV dating show "Amazing Singleton's" where hard luck cases dating profiles are given to Britain's top consumer rated dating sites to find suitable partners. These Singletons are followed through the entire process from application, selection, date and post date follow up interviews.

definition; largely undatable due to some tragic flaw.

Meet london's datables, the amazing Singletons.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Singleton Cheeks

Sunken in cheeks as a result of methamphetamine use. The first visible sign that a person uses methamphetamine due to loss of appetite and consequent loss of muscle tissue and fat in the face. The longer the use, the more pronounced the vertical indentation to the cheek. Eyes that appear to be "bugged" out, visible sores from picking at the skin, and loss of teeth develop after the appearance of Singleton cheeks.

It's obvious that guy is a meth addict, look at his Singleton cheeks.

by Street Sweeper December 7, 2012