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Testicular Singularity

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020
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sinuendo

An indirect sexual reference or implication that violates the boundaries commonly viewed as appropriate inuendo or discourse.
Dude, that bitch boss of yours made some wack sinuendos at the holiday party!
by christine sixteen August 19, 2009
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Sifu

The Sifu comes from the Chinese word "師父" or "師傅"
Si(師) means "teacher" and fu(父) means father.

Sifu actually means someone who teaches you a kind of skills or techniques, which can be a kind of material arts, a kind of musical instruments, etc.

Sifu is not only your teacher, but also your father.

We have a idiom among us:
一日為師,終生為父
That means "If Sifu teaches you for one day, he is already your father for your whole life."

So we have to respect to our Sifu, just like we have to respect to our dad.

Similarly, SiGung (師公) is the Sifu of your Sifu,
Gung actually means "Grandfather" in Cantonese, and you got it.
Sifu taught me a lot yesterday.
This is my Sifu, Sifu Leung.
by HongKongerfromHongKong June 13, 2009
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Snifus

person who sniffs butts





>AKA<ALEXBELTS
Woah, Alex Belts is such a snifus.
by Tipsteezy&Jeezy February 18, 2009
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Singular Sclerosis

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020
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singularity

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.
"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."
by Protag June 29, 2006
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sinusoidal

Having a succession of waves or curves.
Kiko: What is with you, tonight? Must be one of those high testosterone nights!
Tommy: Are you saying my testosterone level rises and falls like a sinusoidal wave?
Kiko: *fanfare* Acquired new key term: Sinusoidal! YESSS!
Tommy: You didn't know the term SINUSOIDAL? I'm disappointed!
Kiko: I thought you had misspelled/messed-up "sinuous."
Tommy: Damn escrillo!
Kiko: Hey!
by Kiko April 25, 2004
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