Simultaneous release

when one concurrently urinates and defecates; referenced in the song "Dani California"

I would sure rest in peace after a simultaneous release.

by prague1 June 30, 2006

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Simultate

To simultaniously whitness a form of media with another person or persons. To experience together.

Hey, lets press play on the count of three and simultate this mp3 i just sent you.

by detox December 24, 2003

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Arrrr simultaneously scrunch nose

An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.

Someone: "You look really good"
Me: "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*"

by lokloka December 15, 2018

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Simultoke

Simultoke, two or more people smoking a toke at the same time. This can be done using 2 or more bongs, pipes, buckets, parachutes, ect... but is only a sumultoke if both tokes are lit at the same time.

Go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVZYmbJt7Ho and watch the video. When the music pauses, the three people are smoking a simultoke.

by Talent.Redefined July 19, 2010

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circumstantial simultaneity

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.

Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd

by madface7 April 24, 2021

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