simposter

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.

"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"

by Nesano September 16, 2020

simpatry

there are 4 levels of simpatry:
4th degree simpatry: it is the lowest level of being a simp

3rd degree simpatry: when you caught lacking but dont deny it
2nd degree simpatry: when you get caught 4k full screen shot report

1st degree simpatry: down bad!! buying her nails, buying him J's giving the "relationship" treatment but the person on the otherside doesn't ever send you a 4 word text reply. invented by jt

he's being charged with 1st degree simpatry buying a girl he didnt know nails and the most shes ever said to him was 4 word on text message

by towerx August 12, 2022

simpature

Simpature is the act of being a simp or simply. Some might describe simpature as the art of simping

Dude: Bruh that simp bought the stock an entire store for his girl.
Other Dude: Bro that's overkill simpature

by Sea Dragon August 20, 2020

simposter

A common name on among us and also a slang term for a person that eats german vodka. However it could also mean crusty frog toed shrek looking pigeon.

"ugh she/he/they are such a simposter"

by i simp a lot November 13, 2020

flight simulater

The most time boring game ever but still fun if you want to be a pilot

I flew a 737-000 in flight simulater to LAX and it took 3 hours but when I landed I crashed. What a ****ing waste of time.

by localasshole August 14, 2006

Simposter

An imposter who simps for female players

"vote him out, he's the simposter"

by mememusketeer3 October 8, 2020

simpter

a skater who also simps over girls.

Tony: man he's such a simpter

Jaws:YES

by BIGFLOOFDASIMP December 29, 2020