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Side Bitch Stalker

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018
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side bitch contract

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.
Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!
by supernovaRED July 13, 2014
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Side Bitch Overlap

Aka "SBO" - Side Bitch Overlap, is a rough situation in which a bro has multiple side bitches that want to chill. The bro must then choose the best option for him and his bros.
Yo there's like 3 different girls lookin to chill tn.

Damn sounds like you have a major case of side bitch overlap .
by Alcazar805 August 7, 2014
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side bitch evade

The Holy Act of rendering yourself invisible to your side bitch. By flawless means of taking the stance.
See lean and cuisines video on YouTube for steps.

May be used to evade side niggas.
"Bro i was with my girl when my side bitch slid out of forever 21, I hit that side bitch evade and she couldnt even smell me"
by MostHatedMamba December 17, 2013
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Side Bitch Season

Starts on the day after Valentines, and goes until the end of March. People in relationships all get sidebitches and treat them like Kings and Queens
by BitchesBReal February 15, 2019
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Side Bitch Syndrome

Side Bitch Syndrome: when a girl is exclusively interested in guys with girlfriends because they are addicted to the feeling of competing with a guy over a guy and essentially “winning”. Girls with Side Bitch Syndrome typically are the most delusional people you have ever met in your life. They have convinced themselves that they are the main bitch when they are in fact not. Girls with Side Bitch Syndrome will never believe that the guy isn’t gonna leave his girlfriend. Beware of these girls
raquel from vanderpump rules has a horrible case of side bitch syndrome
by sillygoose278 June 18, 2023
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Side bitch-in-law

The relationship between two or more side bitches who are sleeping with the same taken man
His second side bitch just found out she has a side bitch-in-law
by buttonfortheinternet December 5, 2020
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