hockey shtick

n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.

You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!

Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.

by gnostic1 February 20, 2011

Bauld as a shtick

To be as angry as one can be.

I was bauld as a shtick when I saw me aul wan cycling round the town on a space bike.

by Turboturtle54 January 17, 2010

shtick

A bit from a comedy or other showbiz routine; by extension, any person's idiosyncratic performance. From Yiddish "shtick" = Ger. "stuck", meaning "piece."

I asked him for me $20 back, and he went into his usual shtick -- something about losing at pinochle.

by octopod January 23, 2004

shtickless thread

A thread that lacks shtick, perhaps the greatest thread ever created by gin and robot at the beggining of March. Full of jokes, insults, and entertaining drivel. Famed members are in the SHoF (Shtickless Hall of Fame) and referred to as SHoFers.

Yo homie, I'm breaking up with my girl so I can post in the Shtickless Thread more. I wanna be a SHoFer!

by gin April 19, 2005

Shtickumentary

A video production documenting events portraying various incidences of shtick

"Make sure you all come over and watch the shtickumentary I made this summer"

"Hey, I have all these videos of us doing shtick, what should I do?" Third Party - "Make a Shtickumentary!"

For further clarification, see Shtick Definition #2

by Javier7 July 20, 2009

shtrickles

in between strokes n tickles or a mixture of them both. When someone strokes you but it tickles at the same time.

I'm giving you shtrickles / you're shtrickling me!

by PadWhar n Georgie! March 6, 2010

Sthick

Worst Than Thick

Masako: That Person is thick
Peter: No, he's worst than Thick. He's sthick

by Porg009 May 30, 2019