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Shrekistan 

Where all the ogres live
Person 1: Ogres do not exist
Person 2: Go to Shrekistan

Shrekism 

A beautiful religion based off the one and only, Shrek.

You can join Shrekism by praying to Shrek every night, but the only way he can accept you into Shreaven (aka Swamp) is by staying up until 2:00 AM, go to the restroom, sit in the shower, and repeat these these words: ¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek created all of us and we shall be grateful towards Shrek.¨ and then whisper Fortnight Kid 10 times into your shampoo bottle. But if you've already prayed or joined Farquism he will shout at you to get out of his swamp and drop you to Farquhell (aka get eaten by Dragon). Though if you dont spread the Shrek gospel you will banished out of existence... F O R E V E R.
Steven: I just joined Shrekism!

Drake: I joined 3 months ago!
Shrekism by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

shrekism 

my religion is shrekism what about you.
shrekism by anonymous September 14, 2020

Shrekita 

Shrekita is a girls name, to be clear, a foreign name found in ancient history books. It's a lovely name that I wish to bring back in this century.
Friends:Hi shrekita I love your name

Shrekita: Thanks
Shrekita by Fajerr September 30, 2020

shrekism 

a religion worshiping shrek, communism, gaming pcs and kamikazes
he went to a shrekism church yesterday
shrekism by khdfkjdfkkjhdf November 22, 2021

Shrekfest 

A group of 6 people all banging each other at once. It is the last level of sex on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is the messiest type of sex, but also the most fun. Many people experiment with different types of shrekfests, including 6 person anal. People try to experiment with different genders, such as 3 male and 3 female, all male/female, all transgender or all of some other type of made up gender. The term "shrekfest" comes from the shrek movies, aka the greatest things mankind has ever made.
Male A: "Yo, who's up for a shrekfest?"
Male B, Female A & B, Transgender A & B: "OMG ME YES THIS WILL BE AMAZINGNAEIONUIASRGBNIASRGS"
Shrekfest by nigerfagot March 21, 2017