pear shaped

A British expression used to indicate that something has gone horribly wrong with a person's plans, most commonly in the phrase "It's all gone pear shaped." The origin is unclear, but one theory says that it is RAF slang relating to the difficulty of performing aerobatic loops, which were described as "pear shaped" if executed imperfectly.

"Howard Dean must have thought he was a shoo-in for the Democratic presidential nomination, but somehow in the primaries it all went pear shaped."

by Mooseboy February 11, 2004

friend shaped

A way of saying someone is naturally comfortable and enjoyable to be around.

You're friend shaped!
You're friend shaped too!

by Trixie_the_Kitty October 10, 2021

wop shaped head

Someone who's head is mishapen or deformed or otherwise abnormal.

Damn Tommy Tran, you got that wop shaped head!

by Seronies November 22, 2010

shrape

The portmanteau of "shit" and "rape" which describes the act of taking a crap so thick and hard that your asshole hurts as though you've been angrily raped by your own shit.

Argh, oh my god! It hurts! I'm getting shraped. I think my asshole is bleeding! My shit's so hard. I gotta lay off the iron pills and eat more fiber.

by themiffinman October 23, 2014

cross-shaped rock

Who Would Win?

An Italian man that can shoot spaghetti like bullets or a rock

Caesar: *gets crushed under a cross-shaped rock*
Joseph: SHIZAAA

by YOU UTTER FOOL July 5, 2022

Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

by gouldbags May 6, 2006

Heart-Shaped Ass

A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.

"Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"

by creedmoor October 23, 2004