Cooked your own spleen

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

Shaleen

Shaleen is often perceived as cool, easygoing and he’s a great conversationalist. He’s a real passionate person. If he wants something, he’ll set his mind to it. This man will want to finish all the projects he involves himself in. He understands the intentions of many people so it’s not easy to fool him. His awareness and communication skills make him an engaging and charming person. He’s a realistic type of guy who is humble with his achievements. Though he tends to be quite sociable, deep down he’s a sensitive and loving soul who values his family and those close to him. Overall, he’s the type of person you want to always be around because of his quirky sense of humour and his warm heart.

Shaleen is my favourite person on the planet!

by sunshinesaraisanegg January 20, 2021

shyleen

A shyleen; The mature one, yet acts like a child with friends. Hilarious.
A great friend and never lies.

Very attractive; Great sex appeal;
Has many eyes on her, but she is never interested.

I recently met a shyleen; Dude, she's awesome.

by roamingland January 1, 2012

Shileen

A girl who's a bit of a saucy minx but in a sexy librarian kind of way, with brains and wit. A type of girl who lights up a room when she walks into it and sets it on fire with her mad dance skillz. Glasses are generally included.

Wow, look it's a Shileen! I want to be as smart and beautiful as her!

by bff5evah April 25, 2014

shaleen

Shaleen is a beautiful girl very quiet at first but when you get to meet her she is loud and happy. She's also very smart and outgoing knows how to pick friends. However never cross a Shaleen for they are good at revenge.

Bill: why is she so quiet
Jean: she's not she's just shy
Bill: then I would love to get to know shaleen

by Real mrs. Horan January 6, 2014

Shpleedill

A shpleedill occurs when a person slides their fingers underneath another person's chin. You start with an open hand under the chin, slowly close your fingers into a fist started with your pinky. As you are you doing that the fingers are sliding underneath the person's chin. As if tapping your fingers on the desk impatiently but on a chin.

Oh shit did you see jimmy get shpleedilled? He didnt even see it coming!!

Now that was a good shpleedill, your fingers were at best extension.

by Kraus Kuko November 1, 2008

spleeny

Having a low tolerance for pain or discomfort, especially cold.

From: Maine and Atlantic Canada.

He's wicked spleeny. A little bit of a chill and he's whining like a puppy.

by Nikkiru December 17, 2004