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Shovel-Face

An extremely ugly "woman" that stalks and then surprises her prey with her presence; often considered to be a myth. The resulting shock is summed up in the word "Shovel-Face."

A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.

It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.
Shovel-Face: Hey Michael. (Appearing at Michael's door unexpected)

Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.
by Paco GorillaMask February 23, 2009
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Shovel Face

An ugly girl you fuck accidently when you are drunk, and your friends throw random food at her.
Dude, you brought home shovel face... thats gross! Yeah, gross!
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Shovel Face

A girl that wears too much make up. Often making up for having an ugly face.

Shes put that much make-up on she looks like shes used a shovel.
Err check out that sket, shes got a right shovel face.
by Bredy October 1, 2008
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shovel in the face

A common insult for someone who has a flat face or squints a lot
hey will, shovel in the face!!
or will is such a shovel in the face
by themadon22 May 15, 2006
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Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.
What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.
by Sam1200 April 24, 2008
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