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shove it sideways 

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.
Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"
shove it sideways by wavyg July 17, 2014

Shove it up your ass 

An insult that is used to show disinterest, or frustration. To dismiss a wrongful statement or action.
Bill Gates: I have so much more money than you!
Random person: Go shove it up your ass!

shove it 

short slang for shove it up your ass.
Why don't you take your shit with you and shove it.
shove it by Anonymous July 21, 2003

shove a sock in it 

A known way of telling someone to just please shut the fuck up for christ's sake. When you say "Shove a sock in it!" to someone, you are implying that he or she needs to put a sock in his/her mouth to keep him/herself from talking more shit.
(You are laying on your bed relaxing and having a few beers to the point of getting a little drunk while all of a sudden, your little brother bursts in the room acting like a retard and spewing out stupid jokes from his mouth.)

You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)





Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
shove a sock in it by Mark H October 18, 2004

Shove a bum 

Means "move down a bit so I can sit". Often used between friends and family while requesting for a space to sit.
"Hey, shove a bum I need to sit"
Shove a bum by Newberific December 30, 2004

Shove it up your ugly ass 

Quote from the video Big Bell Hell's
Find a better deal? SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!