shotaru

The young person in a shotacon pairing.

If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.

by Davey December 7, 2003

slotarded

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Shoardy

A Shoardy is a homosexual sloth, it maybe seem to be in a zombie like state when first awakened. It comes in many shapes and sizes but usually sports a large amount of facial hair.

"man justin was a Shoardy this morning"

by C_Pretz March 19, 2009

Shetarded

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

Shetard

Shitfaced retard, or girly retard.

jay is such a shetard
or
omg mirrorkills is a damn shetard

by like, everyone with a brain December 12, 2008

Shoptard

Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.

Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.

Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.

A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:

"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."

by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011