shitlist

(n) a list of entities exhibiting general disfavorability, particularly as a result of transgression. Presumably these entities will not receive the normal benefits enjoyed by those not on the list.
(v) the act of placing someone on said list.

Every single thing I've bought from Black & Decker, two coffeemakers and a rice cooker, has totally stopped working. They are *SO* on my shitlist.

by nplastic January 28, 2004

shirtlifter

homosexual

"He doesn`t want a girlfriend,he`s a shirtlifter"

by wizard January 25, 2003

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

by New Fred December 25, 2022

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

by conkspotter November 17, 2011

shortstyle

The act of taking a shit that only takes 3 minutes.

Hey man, let me shortstyle real quick before we take that call.

by Jdawgin November 11, 2018

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

by Pmyplease October 24, 2019

Shitlister

1. (N) A person or group of people that are hated with such passion they are put on ones shit list.

2. (N) With enough passion to be put on one's shit list

Karen was being such a douchebag we all desided she was a shitlister

by Kbas and Kodak September 28, 2009