exotic shorthair 

Anybody thats a 10 fox

Hey there is Taylor. I told ..

A exotic shorthair

exotic shorthair by anonymous July 3, 2022

Shorthorned dribbler 

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..

He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.

Shorthorned dribbler by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012

Shorthand Typing 

When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.

I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.

Shorthand Typing by Alexis-Relationship Terrorist June 30, 2009

Shorthand 

Shorthand typing.

Usually used in online games and instant messengers like AIM.

The person that is 'shorthanding' usually types messages with many fragments and errors, and no punctuation either.

Idiot: hey guyz wat up
Smart Person: Nothing much, you?
Idiot: lolZ, i wsa jus t @ my cuzzins house
Smart Person: Cool, what did you do there?
Idiot: we playd some halo, den we went outsid 2 plya sum basket ball
Idiot: we had a lto of fnu
Smart Person: I have no idea what you just said, please stop shorthanding.
Idiot: lolZ @ dat!
Idiot: no wya!!
-Note: This took me around 10 minutes to write.-

Shorthand by krazykushluk August 18, 2006

Shorthand 

A style of typing that noobs need to stop doing because it's driving people mad with their insensitivity of using poor spelling. It's useful in school and college to get notes down faster, but a major cause for murder when used to talk to people on the internet. The people that usually use shorthand on the internet like AIM, MSN or whatever are usually people that don't know how to fucking spell or write clear sentences. It's rare if these people DO know how to spell. Also, it's fucking annoying having to squint at the computer screen trying to make sense of something that looks scrunched together or looks like it came from another planet. The English language is the 2nd most used language in the word. Please, noobs, try not to fuck it up with your annoying use of shorthand. It's driving the world insane.

Noob: yo, waddap dawg. hw u do n?
Human: I'm doing fine.
Noob: wna hnq out sumtym? lyk @ da moves?
Human: Ugh, I'm sorry can you please type regular? I can't understand.
Noob: i em typin rglar. izz sumtn rong?
Human: Oh, my fucking God... Your shorthand is killing my eyesight.
Noob: nah, chll homee. i got disz undah cntrl.
Human: What the fuck are you saying like seriously? You are giving me a fucking headache. I think I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage because of you.
Noob: wuts dat? bryn hamrge?
Human: Oh, my God.. That's it I'm out.

Human has left the conversation.

Noob: yo dawg? u der?
Your message could not be sent to all recipients.

Shorthand by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010

shorthand 

stating lack of possibility, limited chances, sth beyond someone's power, sb. is unable to do something

From a movie dialogue list:
MAN: How about posting a guard outside of her house?
POLICEMAN: We're shorthanded.

shorthand by Kristoff11 November 22, 2007

she's got you by the short hair

She's got you by the balls.

She has a tight grasp on your nuts.

A tight reign on your sack.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight.

"Man, she's got you by the short hair"

My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.

she's got you by the short hair by Dubs Deuce May 4, 2010