Souped Up Short Bus 

1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.

1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday

Souped Up Short Bus by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

Short me up

Short me up means to leave me a few puffs on a cigarette

Yo, fam,that’s a Newport?
Yeah
Short me up

Short me up by AtlantasNewA January 20, 2026

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

National Beat Up Short People Day by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

National Beat Up Short People Day by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National beat up a short person day 

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

National beat up a short person day by callfoxy December 16, 2021

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day! 

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day! by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

up top where the short people cant reach 

The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R.

dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach"

up top where the short people cant reach by dude November 3, 2004