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Shostakovitch

One of the best contemporary classical composers ever. He was an angry musician who wrote about the depressing times of Stalin in Russia, most notably his 5th symphony.
In Shostakovitch's 5th Symphony, the constant rhythm in the first movement is a symbol of the footsteps of Stalin and his army across Russia.
by CYO_1214 February 18, 2009
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stoptalkingaboutamongus

To shut the hell up when discussing any among us or sussy related topics...
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Siawash: Stoptalkingaboutamongus
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snapstalk

verb
to stalk using Snapchat maps.

origin: from Snapchat + stalk.
She snapstalked me to find out where I live.
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Shostak

To "Shostak" is to ignore the task you've been paid to do. Named after famed SETI scientist Seth Shostak, who famously ignored the UFOs flying around the earth whilst being paid to look for signs of Alien life
"had my cleaner in the other day but she totally shostaked the dirty floor in the kitchen!"
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She stuck the shofstall and cleaned her pussy
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Shostakovich

Dmitri Shostakovich, noun.

Dmitri Shostakovich is a Russian classical composer born on the 25th of September 1905 and died on the ninth of August in 1975, and was known for his intense and powerful symphonies, such as his Fifth, Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth.
His works reflect on the terror caused by the Soviet Union and various historical events such as the 1905 and 1918 Russian revolutions, which had led to him being later denounced in his musical career. This initiated depression and henceforth more powerful and hateful symphonies in his later life that would never be cured.
Dmitri Shostakovich would be known by his family for being obsessive in cleanliness and organization, synchronizing clocks and cleaning his apartment nearly daily.

His symphonies are now still known for being more hateful and full of power than the genres of rock, metal, and emo.
Person 1: Ugh... Classical music is so boring. Why don't you listen to Billie Eilish instead?
Person 2: Shosty's 12th obliterates it out of the water. Come back when you've listened to it all.

|| 1 Hour Later ||
Person 2: So, did it change your opinion on classical music?
Person 1: .............

Shostakovich lived for a long time despite the Soviet Union disliking him.
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Snapstalker

The person on snapchat who religiously follows your story but doesn't ever message or speak to you.
He keeps watching my story, but hasn't texted me in three weeks. Goddamn snapstalker.
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