shootz

Shootz is like saying yes in Hawaii.

"I keep hearing people saying shootz what's going on?"
"Okay, bradda lemme break it down for you, alright? Shoozt is like, uhh, like saying yes."
"Oh, okay, cool! Alright! So, uhh, lemme see, uhm.. uhh- So somebody says 'You wanna go to the store' and I say 'Shootz!'.. Roger that!... Roger that?.. What does that mean?"
"It means yes."
"So shootz means yes, and roger that means yes.. Roger that.. So is there one you use for one thing vs. one that you use for another? Can you give me an example?"
"No problem, bro. Check it out. Somebody tell me 'Hey bro, you wanna go get a drink?' 'Shootz!'. 'Hey bro, you wanna go tittyball?' 'Roger that!'"
*This is a reference to Aloha Fluffy, a stand up comedy special by Gabriel Iglesias.*

by Stuart the uhhhhhh November 14, 2023

Shootz Mahalo

Greatest Respect... Defined in English meaning "Right on Thank You" Universal Use...Shootz We Go...

Shootz Mahalo Aloha Hawaii

by ShootzMahalo January 5, 2014

Shooting the rodeo

Coined by RedLetterMedia. During the production of a movie, filming scenes at large public events to increase the production value of your of your work without substantially increase the production budget.

We’re going to be shooting the rodeo today during the city’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

by BabaYaga1646 June 15, 2019

Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

School shootings

The favourite past time of children in America

Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings

by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

School shooting

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*

“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING”

by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019