Shoob

A person who drives a Kia Soul

That girl Morgan Adams is such a Shoob! She drives a Kia Soul!!

by SlimySquirrel69 November 30, 2022

shoob

Shoob means tourist, outsider or poseur.

The tourists at the PS1 party were obvious shoobs.

by CTL May 13, 2005

shoob

1. A person who sucks at life
2. A person who sucks at gaming, not to be confused with noobs who are new at gaming.

You're a shoob because you suck

by Phatern December 9, 2008

Shoob

The boob part of your shirt, the part of your shirt covering your boob. Applies mainly to females.

Emily spilt chocolate fondue on her shoob. Abby had insufficient shoob. Don't touch my shoob!

by furniture not boy February 20, 2009

Shoob

Shitty Doob, a joint made from anything other than cannabis, eg, a bottle of mixed spices bought from a local super market in despiration.

Chris: Man, i ran out of weed so now im on the damn shoobs again :(

Everyone else: Bad scene man

by Capta1n January 25, 2008

Shoob

A short girl who complains about everything and is really mean to nice people who try and help her

Man.. that girl was being such a shoob

by Bossassbih33 December 7, 2016

Shoobs

Boobs that are so droopy, they reach down to her shoes.

Dave: She wears those low cut shirts to show off her boobs. They must be great.
Bill: Lawd No! I saw them last night - they tumbled out of her bra and almost hit the floor.
Dave: Awh man, she has shoobs. Stay away from those!

by freightcar August 6, 2014