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A toilet with a shower head attached to it. You can take a poo and have a shower at the same time too.
I need to have a shower and take a poo, but I don't have the time.

Go jump on the Shoilet.
Shoilet by XvGRIMREAPERvX February 21, 2011
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jussie smollette 

Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.
Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette

shivettes 

Having a giant bright red shiney chin.
1.That chick would be hot, if not for her shivettes. 2. Its a good thing you have a shivettes, it takes the focus off your fatness.
shivettes by Roberto Kelly March 26, 2008
The room in a small RV (recreational vehicle)that includes a combination of a shower & a toilet.
Man Aaron, you smell horrible. You should go wash yourself up in the shoilet
shoilet by daddioaz May 27, 2006

Shomelette 

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!
"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
Shomelette by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

shoplete 

One who shops for sport; takes shopping to a competitive level.
Christina is a serious shoplete. She routinely practices honing style skills (at the mall), studying the game (Vogue, E! TV, and What Not to Wear) and showing off her talent for fashion to appease an audience (at the bar, club or various social events).
shoplete by aerin liz May 13, 2008